Guess what? The mastodon series nobody asked for has a website nobody asked for! In keeping with that, let's have an ancient MSTing. This may be the oldest fanfic that gets posted here.
This was written long before fanfiction websites were even a thing, and posted to usenet. So it doesn't really have a rating or synopsis in the traditional sense.
Also, now that I have a website for this, I don't need to try and fit the fandom, synopsis, and my thoughts on a fic in just over 500 characters. So expect something that maybe looks a bit more like reviews with future daily fics.
Nah, don't expect that. You'd be expecting way too much. You'll have to settle for personal ramblings and sad attempts at humour, that have a fanfic vaguely associated with them. Low effort content is kind of the ethos of this entire thing; that's why this site doesn't have any css. Or images. Or JavaScript. Or a comment section. On the upside, it won't show you ads or track you.
Anyway, here's a fanfic that's still just as funny as it was over 20 years ago.
- Title
- THE EYE OF ARGON MSTing
- Author
- Adam Cadre
- Rating
- NR
- Fandom
- Mystery Science Theater 3000
- Synopsis
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THE EYE OF ARGON is the delightful tale by Jim Theis that, legend has it, won the Worst Story award at a certain Bay Area science fiction competition for fifteen years running -- and was only entered once! True or not, ever since this story was discovered in 1970 it has been the object of competitive readings. People the world over have gathered together their friends and loved ones and passed the story around, reading aloud in turn until the reader cracked up laughing. Many competitors fail to finish a single word!
- Status
- complete
- Download
- HTML