Twilights World
You know what? Have Twilights World by grouchopony. The writing isn't all that spectacular, and it's a pony on earth fimfic starring a Gary Stu who was raised as Catholic as I was. Not the best fanfic, but I'm busy sulking that I don't believe in soulbonding or fictionkin and I'm certain rereading this bit of wish fulfillment will make me feel better.